0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 5:48 - We discuss our GLOWING Onion AV Club mention.
5:49 - 33:34 - Nothing starts a franchise better than a movie clearly only designed to start a franchise.  Case in point: I Am Number Four.
33:37 - 35:10 - Final judgments.
35:11 - 51:09 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, complete with exhuastingly-long theme.
51:10 - 57:17 - The sad bastards recommend
57:18 - 58:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.
0:39 - 31:15- We officially turn this bad movie podcast into a Nic Cagecast, with our discussion of Drive Angry.
31:16 - 33:36 - Final judgments.
33:35 - 48:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
48:16 - 52:45 - The sad bastards recommend
52:46 - 53:53 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.