0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.
0:38 - 3:57 - Some talk of Dan's stubble and much talk of his national TV debut
3:58 - 32:45 - A discussion of A Thousand Words, the movie that we assume resulted from Eddie Murphy not wanting to learn a lot of lines.
32:46 - 35:53 - Final judgments
35:54 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
51:51 - 1:01:52 - The most interrupt-y sad bastards recommend ever!.
1:01:53 - 1:04:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:29- Introduction and theme.
0:30 - 2:12 - We re-introduce guest host Zhubin Parang
2:14 - 36:55 - Hey look everyone! It's a dopey thing that people have based their whole philosophy on.
36:56 - 40:34 - Final judgments
40:35 - 56:46 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
50:18 - 1:01:13 - The sad bastards recommend
1:01:14 - 1:02:49 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes

0:00 - 0:48- Introduction, live show reminder, and theme.
0:49 - 4:23 - More nonsense than usual.
4:24 - 36:18 - When you think "bounty hunter" you think Katherine Heigl.
36:19 - 38:55 - Final judgements
38:56 - 50:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
50:18 - 58:52 - The sad bastards recommend.
58:53 - 1:00:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.