With audiences primed to be disappointed by a new Hercules movie in theaters, why not be like the Peaches and be disappointed by The Legend of Hercules in the comfort of your own home. Meanwhile Elliott tells us the secrets of the ancient Greek hamburger, Dan has uncanny recall for old Disney cartoons, and Stuart tells sad tales of British totty.
Movies recommended in this episode:

Snowpiercer
The Lego Movie
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
12 Years a Slave
Muppets Most Wanted
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Dogtooth
Z

Producer Luc Besson and director McG made a bet about the number of tones they could cram into 3 Days to Kill, and the audience lost. Meanwhile Elliott does his classic "2000 Year-Old Killer" routine, Dan gets more inappropriately sexual than ever before, Stu introduces the concept of a "neck baby," and TVs Jessica Williams stops by, because why the heck not?
Movies recommended in this episode:

The Limey
They Came Together
Obvious Child
The Sea Wolf