0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.
0:35 - 5:56 - The usual gang takes a few moments to reacquaint themselves, after a month of guest hosts, and begin unintentionally insulting everyone.
5:57 - 35:45 - If you're gonna make a not-so-great movie, do everyone a favor and stick Nicholas Cage and Alfred Molina in it.
35:45 - 39:00 - Final judgments.
48:31 - 55:35 - Recommendations are BUMPED for our longest Movie Mailbag yet.
55:36 - 57:42 The final letter segues into thrilling news of our first LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT!
57:43 - 59:08 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 4:15 - We kill a little time needling Elliott and remembering Dino de Laurentiis.
4:16 - 29:36 - Fuckin' movies, how do they work?
29:37- 33:16 - Final judgments
33:17 - 39:27 - The sad bastards recommend.
39:28 - 47:13 - Instead of cutting our losses, we waste even more time.
47:14 - 48:04 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.

0:36 - 6:17 - Your regular co-hosts waste six minutes talking about how nice it is to all be in the same room again.

6:18 - 32:15 - We are all giddy, GIDDY, to be watching Teen Witch -- a classic bad movie -- rather than the usual modern, sub-mediocre Hollywood crap.

32:16- 37:15- Final judgments

37:16 - 49:44 Flop House Mailbag

49:45 - 54:39- The sad bastards recommend.

54:40 - 56:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.
0:40 - 35:46 - Turns out "The Uninvited" isn't a horror movie about an angry guest who didn't get invited to Elliott's wedding.  Instead, it's about ghosts or crazy people, or some shit.
35:47- 39:13- Final judgments
39:14 - 45:44- The sad bastards recommend.
45:45 - 46:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.
0:38 - 8:47 - We spend nearly ten minutes introducing our special guest Federico Hatoum, and explaining why we've been M.I.A. for over a month.
8:48 - 28:49 - We talk about Blood: The Last Vampire. .. or, more accurately, "CG Blood: The Last Vampire."
29:50- 34:36- Final judgments
34:37 - 47:54 - PLUGS! which eventually devolve into a series of mouth-sounds.
47:55 - 58:52- The sad bastards recommend.
58:53 - 1:00:12 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 6:13 - So much talk about weddings that you'd think you were listening to three schoolgirls, if not for the World of Warcraft reference.
6:14 - 42:05 - A scintillating discussion of Old Dogs, the family film that's fun for no ages, as well as our longest, most absurd digression yet.
42:06 - 43:03- Final judgments are handily dispensed with.
43:04 - 48:17 - Dan manages to announce our CONTEST WINNER, despite Elliott and Stu's best efforts to not let him get the name out.
48:18 - 55:45 - The sad bastards recommend.
55:46 - 58:24 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 27:35 - Jude Law and Forrest Whittaker repossess both our will to live and to discuss the movie Repo Men.
27:36 - 33:19 - Final judgments, and Elliott rambling Lethal Weapon 2 digression.
33:20 - 49:04 - A brimming Flop House Movie Mailbag.
49:05 - 58:50 - Instead of recommendations, Elliott gives us a firsthand report on San Diego's ComiCon.
58:51 - 59:41 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:16 - Introduction and theme

0:17 - 34:17 - Luc Besson is usually good for some dumb thrills.  Take away the thrills, and you have From Paris With Love.

34:18 - 36:55 - Final judgments

36:56 - 41:30 - Friendly's with benefits.

41:31 - 45:19 - NEW CONTEST ALERT

45:20 - 55:03 - The sad bastards recommend.

55:04- 55:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme
0:35 - 40:51 - God has decided to punish us. Not by sending all of the angels from heaven to wipe out humanity - by making us watch Legion.  (And punish Dan in particular by making Stu and Elliott interrupt him more than ever before.)
40:52 - 42:14 - Final judgments
42:15 - 57:47 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag threatens to take over the show.
57:48 - 59:21 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme
0:33 - 34:34 - Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when we take you out in our discussion of Surrogates.
34:35 - 37:20 - Final judgments
38:21 - 45:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag.
45:56 - 51:40- The sad bastards recommend.
51:41 - 54:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.